Spandex Sidney 7:48 Tue Jan 13
Elven women - A secret grrrr?
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My latest squeeze is a rather bonnie 39 year old who is rather elven in her build.
This is a new model for me, and one i'm rather enjoying, petit and shapely. This one might be a keeper? I normally go for big arse or big bangers but at 42 beggars can't be choosers.
Unfortunately she's a jock. Big minus points there. In the bedroom though I can't help but feeling I am in some weird Hobbit porno?
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Ricky Bobby
9:44 Wed Jan 14
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Spandex Sidney 7:48 Tue Jan 13
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MASSIVE CUNT for not posting a LINK!
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Ricky Bobby
9:43 Wed Jan 14
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franksfat&slow&wank 7:52 Tue Jan 13
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jonthehammer
2:08 Wed Jan 14
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Elven (Elfin) is a bit like Arwen from Lord of the Rings.
I would
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mentor
2:05 Wed Jan 14
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If its because she speaks gibberish, thats just normal.
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Pea Hammer
2:02 Wed Jan 14
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http://art.ngfiles.com/images/86000/86432_zigan_elvish-woman.png
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Dapablo
1:32 Wed Jan 14
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http://www.faeryevents.com/previous-faery-events/3wishesfaeryfest/
If they are you would like this.
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Joke Whole
1:28 Wed Jan 14
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Ah! But can she lie over an ocean? That's the real test.
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Swiss.
1:23 Wed Jan 14
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I thought bonnie derives from the french (femine) "bonne" nice or good....not cubby
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Spandex Sidney
1:15 Wed Jan 14
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Oh God, I didn't realise how complicated you have made this.
I have never heard of bonnie meaning chubby. She certainly isn't that, unlike me.
Alex is right, small, petit, delicate, pointy features. I am unsure if the correct english is 'elven' or 'elfin'.
She's rather aryan looking (being from the highlands, and I mean the fucking highlands) and has a thing for middle aged, chubby, balding cockneys it would seem.
I would not normally look at birds like this but great bod, it has to be said.
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Lily Hammer
12:34 Wed Jan 14
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Alex
You are right, sir. No idea why I've always imagined bonnie to mean chubby.
In that case, I've seen loads of bonnie elves.
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Alex_The_Iron
12:27 Wed Jan 14
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Lily Hammer 12:21 Wed Jan 14
the main definition of bonnie isn't chubby though, it means pretty.
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Lily Hammer
12:21 Wed Jan 14
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Alex_The_Iron 12:06 Wed Jan 14
But he said "bonnie" which means a bit chubby. I've never seen a chubby elf, and I've seen all 6 films and tripped at Glastonbury.
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Dr Congo
12:12 Wed Jan 14
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Elvish has left the building.
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Alex_The_Iron
12:06 Wed Jan 14
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mashed in maryland 7:51 Tue Jan 13
I think Sidney just means slim, slightly-built women with delicate features. Called 'in dire need of some meat on their bones' in Western civilisation and 'feminine' in most other places. :)
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Dan M
11:36 Wed Jan 14
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I think "elfin" is the word you're after.
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Lily Hammer
11:36 Wed Jan 14
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So....elven mean fat?
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Eddie B
11:26 Wed Jan 14
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WTF is this all about?
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lab
8:45 Tue Jan 13
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Oh she's eleven , film ?
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Hammer and Pickle
8:43 Tue Jan 13
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How massive is her schlong?
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MrCrowmanSir
8:08 Tue Jan 13
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Gavros 7:54 Tue Jan 13
hahaha
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Jose+
8:01 Tue Jan 13
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Do you mean to say she is Eleven?
Paedo alert
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